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An Open Letter to Prince Harry
Dear Spare Heir, I know what it’s like to have an absent mother and a dorky British father. I know how you feel – sometimes you want to show your ass to the people you met in Vegas and to the world....
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An Open Letter to the Love of My Life
Dear Arnie Grape, I usually take the week of the Cannes Film Festival to rest and reflect. I haven’t bothered to attend the festival ever since Katie Price made her first appearance at an afterparty...
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An Open Letter To North West
Dear North, You’re chic. Also, I haven’t seen your face yet, but I already know you’re gorgeous. And it’s a good thing you’re chic/beautiful because your life isn’t going to be easy. Your mom seems...
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An Open Letter To Carrie Bradshaw
Care Bear (Jk), You are saving the world one pubic lice at a time, so thanks, I guess. And sorry, everyone, that you just had to read the word ‘lice.’ Twice. I never really liked you, Carrie. But...
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